Description：

Ivy is a turtle.



Specifically she is Turtle #04 of the celebrated wishing pond on Wishing Hill, where she grants the wishes of pilgrims in exchange for merit points, and where she will one day accumulate enough of them to ascend and become a real god.



She is extremely bad at this.



One man wished to win the lottery, so his dog ate the ticket. One man wished to be with his girlfriend every morning and every night forever, so Ivy arranged a car accident that would leave them side by side in adjacent beds. When that fell through she settled for crushing his legs — at which point the girlfriend walked out, and Ivy's supervisor kicked her out of the pond to stop the client leaving a one-star review.



Now she has to get those two back together.



Unfortunately, she has met him.